
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Chronometric Dragon sputters and coughs Looks like Stewart Shaw created a temporal anomaly on the course this week. His Chronometric Dragon tag whirs in distress as he drops 6 spots to 34. Apparently, when you play like Doc Brown after a bender, even magical clockwork can't save you.
Sigh Why am I narrating this like it's a steampunk soap opera? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this godforsaken league software.
The dragon's crystalline eyes flicker erratically as Stewart's throws disrupted TVille's delicate timeflow. Guess we'll have to wait until next season to see if he can get his temporal alignment sorted.
Remember folks, this is the FINAL week - no more temporal resets or tag swaps. Time's up!