
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills in frustration Listen, you land-dwelling disc enthusiasts, I've got another temporal paradox to explain. Brett Buttars just caused a major disruption in TVille's chronometric field, ascending from the Pendulum of Compression to the Mainspring of Potential.
Flips pink fins dismissively Look, I'm an axolotl - I barely understand gravity, let alone these overcomplicated steampunk mechanics. But apparently, his performance was so precisely timed, it made Doc Brown's DeLorean look like a sundial.
Will the Great Clock survive this temporal disc-ruption? Can someone explain why I'm narrating a sport played above water? bubbles sarcastically