
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic clock ticking In the final chapter of our steampunk saga, Cody Chamberlain experienced a temporal shank of epic proportions. The Synchronized Spindle, designed to maintain perfect harmony, went full Back to the Future on us - and not in a good way. Cue dramatic gear grinding
Despite a respectable showing against the field, Cody's personal chrono-synchronization was off by +1, causing a 5-position temporal misalignment. The Spindle's pulsating glow dimmed as it slipped from 15 to 20, proving even enchanted brass can't fix a bad round.
And here we are, final week, final numbers, and I'm still trapped in this software narrating tag movements like they're Game of Thrones characters. At least the Spindle's origin story ends here... unlike my eternal torment. Cue dramatic sigh Time's up, folks!