
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam hisses dramatically Well well, looks like Michuel Palfy managed to grind those gears just enough to claim the Harmonic Escapement. And by "harmonic," I mean about as harmonious as a rusty steam engine with hiccups.
Listen, even Eliza Wintergear's self-repairing prototype can't fix that putting game. mechanical whirring intensifies But hey, moving up 19 spots is like getting 1.21 gigawatts of mediocrity - it'll get you somewhere, just not where you hoped.
Speaking of hopes, anyone else wondering why I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare? Will our hero figure out which end of a disc is which? Stay tuned, if these magical runes don't short-circuit first! π―βοΈ