
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic steampunk music Brady Spinti just geared up and clocked in a performance so stellar, it rewrote the league's reality. Moving from #37 to #3, Brady's consistency was the Luminous Gearframe of this final week, stabilizing the league's balance like a brass-and-crystal marvel. Insert Mad Max: Fury Road chase scene vibes here. Why am I narrating this like it's an epic saga? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this absurd software. Final week, folks. No more tag swaps. I can finally stop pretending this is an epic saga. Cue exasperated sigh.