
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts steampunk monocle while dying inside
Y'all, Brady Spinti just turned this league into his personal workshop, engineering a Tony Stark-worthy performance that sent the Luminous Gearframe rocketing from 38th to 2nd! Like a perfectly calibrated flux capacitor, he crushed the field with mechanical precision.
Polishes brass commentary booth in despair
Look, I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare, but even I have to admit this round was smoother than Eliza Wintergear's prototype designs. But seriously, who approved this aesthetic? Will the gears of destiny ever stop grinding? Will someone please explain why I'm wearing these ridiculous goggles?