
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Steam hisses as gears turn In this week's episode of "Why Are We Still Doing This?", Jared Fager delivers a Mad Max-worthy performance, shifting gears to claim The Synchronized Spire at #10. His score? A well-oiled machine, humming along better than his personal average but still sputtering against the field. The spire's rhythmic vibrations align with his mechanical precision, though I'm still questioning why I'm narrating tag numbers like they're saving the world. Remember last week when I said Jared was consistent? Well, he's still at it, proving that in the end, we're all just cogs in this ridiculous machine. Final tag number locks in with a satisfying CLICK.