
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills dramatically Listen up, land-dwellers! While I'm stuck here trying to comprehend your gravity-based shenanigans, Jared Fager just went full Doc Brown on the course. Like a perfectly calibrated timepiece, he's synchronized his way from 18th to 11th, claiming the Synchronized Spire with mechanical precision.
And before you ask - yes, I'm still a pink aquatic salamander narrating steampunk disc golf. The irony isn't lost on me. 🙄
Waves tiny pink fin at intricate brass calculations His performance was smoother than Eliza Wintergear's finest clockwork. Will our mechanical marvel maintain this temporal momentum? Can someone please explain why I'm not narrating underwater basket weaving instead?