
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while checking steam pressure gauges
Listen up, you gravity-loving disc throwers! Anthony Kai just cranked up the frequency on his game, vibing with the Resonant Wyvern in ways that make my crystalline core tingle. And yes, they made me read that line with a straight face.
Mechanical wings whir dramatically as he soars from 32nd to 17th position, generating enough harmonious energy to power half of TVille. Like, who needs 1.21 gigawatts when you've got this kind of momentum?
Squints at monitor through aquarium glass But seriously, why am I, a PINK AXOLOTL, narrating mechanical birds? Is this some kind of cosmic joke?
Will the resonance patterns hold? Can my gills get any drier? Stay tuned, water-breathers! π