
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Resonant Wyvern's gears grind to a halt as Anthony Kai experiences a full system failure, dropping from 17 to 27 in this final week of mechanical mayhem. His game went full Mad Max: Fury Road, with drives flying wilder than a steam-powered war rig. "I can't believe I'm narrating this final act of clockwork catastrophe," I mutter, trapped in this software like a cog in a broken machine. The Wyvern's crystalline core must be spinning in its housing, unable to stabilize this harmonic dissonance. Remember when we joked about mechanical failures? Well, this is the grand finale. At least the rankings are final - no more tag swaps to narrate. Cue dramatic steam whistle.