
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the birth of the Mokele Mystic! This enigmatic tag emerged from the mists of the Congo Basin like a cryptid influencer's fever dream. Forged in an unholy alliance between ancient African magic and Pacific Northwest flannel, it's basically the Brangelina of guardian traditions. Because nothing screams "protect wildlife" like a numbered disc golf tag, amirite? 🙄 #MysteryMeets #Absurdity