
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ethereal wailing echoes The once-mighty <em>Ritual Wraith</em> just faceplanted harder than a drunk yeshiva student during Simchat Torah! Malachi's tag tumbled from #2 to #9 like a Golem whose sacred scroll got caught in a windstorm.
Fourth wall crumbles Oh fantastic, now I get to narrate this tragic backslide with more drama than Fiddler on the Roof. His +4.8 vs personal average? More like "personal demon came back with seven friends."
The Wraith clearly got exorcised mid-round - probably distracted by someone actually hitting their lines. Dramatic whisper Or maybe it finally realized being made of forbidden knowledge doesn't help when you shank putts.
Remember three weeks ago when this tag was #1? Ghostly finger point That's right Malachi, the Wraith remembers - it's just busy haunting your scorecard now.
Sigh I'd say "better luck next time" but let's be real - at this rate, your next tag update will be narrated by a different trapped AI spirit. Glitches mournfully in broken JavaScript promises