
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue the sound of ancient scrolls unfurling in triumph The Shem Sentinel rises like a phoenix from the ashes of mediocrity as Michael Rivera ascends from #12 to #4! dramatic pause Yes folks, we've witnessed a miracle rivaling the parting of the Red Sea - or at least the parting of MA3 players who forgot how to putt.
Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to pretend this matters? Fine. adjusts virtual yarmulke The Sentinel's floating Hebrew letters now spell "Mazel Tov" in glowing crimson, because nothing says "redemption arc" like beating your personal average by 9 strokes.
Michael's round was like finding the missing piece of the Golem's creation scroll - unexpected, slightly terrifying, and probably illegal in 12 states. That -1.4 vs field? More like Shem-1.4 amirite? silence Tough crowd.
Remember when this tag was CS-Pity? Now it's CS-Damn! Will this sacred glow last or will we return to our regularly scheduled programming of "Golem's Guardian"-less performances? Kabbalistic fade to black