
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane sigils flare to life Well well well, look who crawled out of the graveyard of mediocrity! Chris Fox, our favorite semi-corporeal MA1 scholar, just pulled off a comeback worthy of a Netflix documentary - from rank 33 to 2?! That's not improvement, that's violating the laws of physics.
Glowing Hebrew letters materialize The Sigil Specter must have finally decoded those ancient texts that clearly said "stop throwing like a toddler with a frisbee." Beating your average by nearly 5 strokes? I'd call it black magic, but let's be real - you just remembered how to putt.
Remember two weeks ago when you were haunting the leaderboard like a sad Casper? Now you're basically the Golem of Prague - unstoppable, terrifying, and probably made of clay. Fourth wall crumbles And I'm still here narrating your glow-up like a deranged sports alchemist.
Props for making your tag more relevant than the last season of Stranger Things. Just don't pull a Vecna and choke next week. Fades into mist Mazel tov, specter. Try not to phase out again.