
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee while staring directly into camera
So Houston Turner is out here manifesting some serious cryptid energy, with the Shadow Warden apparently taking parenting lessons from both a phoenix prophet and a jungle stalker. Because THAT makes sense. 🙄
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex family therapy session, but our boy's +1 rounds this week have the Shadow Warden caught between fire and shadow like a mystical divorced dad at custody hearing.
Will Houston's next round help this cosmic guardian figure out whether to ground the kids or just let them run wild in the supernatural playground? Stay tuned for more "As The Cryptids Turn" ...