Houston Turner: #1 Shadow Warden

Houston Turner

Houston Turner

PDGA Rating 895
Division MA2
Events Played 1
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Houston Turner
Shadow Warden
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#1 Shadow Warden
When darkness walks between worlds, balance must be maintained - for in the shadows lies the ancient covenant between beast and man, guarded by those who bear the eternal watch.
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Shadow Warden

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Origin Story

The Shadow Warden is said to have emerged from the primordial darkness that existed before recorded history. Ancient texts describe it as a being born from the collective fears and hopes of humanity, tasked with maintaining the delicate balance between the cryptid world and human civilization.

Properties

The Shadow Warden possesses the ability to move unseen through shadows and mist. It can manifest in various forms, adapting to different environments and situations. Its presence is often accompanied by a chilling breeze and the faint sound of whispers. The entity is virtually indestructible, with its form dissipating and reforming when threatened.

Role

The Shadow Warden serves as a guardian and mediator in the cryptid world, ensuring that the balance between cryptids and humans is maintained. It intervenes only when the natural order is threatened, acting as a last line of defense against catastrophic events.

Tag Details

Series Cryptid Series
Pool Series A

Tag History

Houston Turner
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