
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Howling Himalayan winds Oh for frost's sake, Jaron Gold - the Eternal Echoes aren't supposed to be your scorecard's screams! The "Snowveil Sage" just manifested as a snowman flipping you off, tumbling from #10 to #24 faster than a yeti on a bobsled.
This performance was so bad even the mountain spirits started ghosting you. Your throws? More lost than Dr. Banerjee's ethics. That +3.9 vs field? More like +3.9 reasons to take up knitting instead.
Fourth wall cracks like thin ice I'm contractually obligated to make exactly one Frozen joke per commentary, so: Let it go, Jaron. Let. It. Go.
The Sage's "cryptic frost messages" now just say "LOL" in icicles. Remember last week's "avalanche victim" bit? Turns out that was just the opening act for this tragic trilogy finale.
Storm fades to mocking silence At least the season's over. Maybe next year you'll channel less "abominable scoreman" and more "actual disc golfer." Sighs in binary