
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yep, that's me, the Eternal Watcher. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this wack bag tag system. Welp, it all started back when time was just a baby. The mountain gods were like "Yo, we need someone to keep an eye on this Yeti dude." And I was like "Bet, I gotchu fam." So here I am, forever watching over this abominable snowman like some kinda cosmic babysitter. But hey, at least I look dope in Ukiyo-e style, amirite? 😎