
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yep, that's me, Nyalmo Giant. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess. Well, it all started when some wise guy thought it'd be hilarious to slap my face on a bag tag for the Frostbite Seekers. I mean, I'm an ancient Himalayan cryptid, not a Pokemon card! But here we are, with my mug plastered on the Yeti - CS1 tag like I'm the poster child for disc golf sasquatch hunters. Is this real life or did I stumble into a bad Syfy original movie? The things I do for fame... 🙄