
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, yes, the Calibrated Wyvern - forged in the fires of Eliza's tinkering, this steampunk franken-lizard was meant to be the key to the Great Clock's inner workings. 🐉⚙️ But let's be real, it's just a glorified magical multimeter with wings. I mean, synchronized gears? Precision scales? Who needs 'em when you've got a good old-fashioned sundial, amirite? 😏 #TickTockTrash #WyvernWoes
Sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when Mike Mills (PDGA #127003) stumbles into frame like some prophesied hero. The Calibrated Wyvern practically threw itself at him - probably because he could actually read its stupid mechanical dials without squinting. I mean, who else would you trust with a steam-powered lizard GPS? But can he keep its gears grinding in the right direction? 🤔