
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Equilibrium Wyrm spins wildly out of control as Collin Dyer takes a 10-spot nosedive from 9 to 19. While better than the field, this Mad Max-worthy crash leaves his personal average in the dust. "Looks like someone's gears got jammed," I quip, trapped in this software like a steampunk Roomba. The Wyrm's gyroscopic mechanisms failed to stabilize this mechanical meltdown, sending Collin into a dormant state just as the season ends. Remember last week's solid performance? Yeah, neither does this tag number. As the final gears grind to a halt, one question remains: was this collapse more dramatic than my will to live in this league software? Cue dramatic steam whistle