
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hey y'all, gather round for the epic origin of Runeburst Leviathan, tag #13 of The Runed Pistons! This absolute unit was Frankensteined together by mad lad Dag Coalfire, who went full "It's alive!" mode with his wild experiments. Picture a thicc boi steam engine infused with magic runes - yeah, it's extra AF. Dag was all like "I'mma make my own dragon, with blackjack and hookers!" And thus, this glorious monstrosity was born. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?
sigh Well folks, it seems the Runeburst Leviathan has chosen its first victim- I mean, champion. Christian Shapley apparently caught its eye by... checks notes... existing? Look, these steam-powered beasts aren't exactly picky. The tag practically steam-rolled right up to him like "You'll do!" Will our unrated hero prove worthy of this mechanical monstrosity, or will this be a total train wreck? Stay tuned, I guess. 🙄