
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the fires of Coalfire's fever dreams, the Vapormaw Engine was born. Part dragon, part steam engine, all WTF. This semi-sentient hybrid is like if Optimus Prime had a steampunk phase. It's here to channel magic, kick ass, and make you question the sanity of this whole enterprise. But hey, who needs logic when you've got a badass bag tag? 😎🔥
adjusts invisible monocle while sighing dramatically
And so it came to pass that Colton Medina, with absolutely zero PDGA credentials (which honestly makes this even better), was chosen by the mighty Vapormaw Engine. Like a steam-powered Cinderella story, but with more cogs and less dancing mice. They say the tag sensed his raw potential... or maybe it just had condensation in its gears.
Will this complete rookie prove worthy of bearing tag #12, or will he just let off some steam?
files nails while waiting for the next ridiculous chapter