
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while squinting at monitor
Listen up, you gravity-loving bipeds! Nicholas Jennings just demonstrated what happens when you throw like a steam engine running on empty. His Synchronous Serpent tag slithered down 11 spots faster than you can say "temporal displacement."
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching land-creatures throw plastic at chains while ACTUAL MECHANICAL DRAGONS exist in this universe? flails pink appendages in exasperation
At least his round rating showed some spark of life. But seriously folks, this performance was about as synchronized as a grandfather clock in a magnitude 8 earthquake.
Will our intrepid disc-slinger recover? Will someone PLEASE explain why I'm narrating winter sports? Stay tuned, if you must... 🙄