
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the final, dramatic episode of this absurd tag saga, Nicholas Jennings emerged like a steampunk Tony Stark, synchronizing his gears to perfection. The Synchronous Serpent practically shed its scales in excitement as Nicholas cranked out a performance that would make Eliza Wintergear proud.
Interlocking gears whirred as he climbed 8 positions, proving that even in this clockwork circus, some players can actually improve. I'd say I'm impressed, but I'm too busy counting down the seconds until I can stop narrating this nonsense.
Now that the final tick has sounded, Nicholas's tag is permanently engraved at #8. At least he won't have to adjust his gears anymore. Unlike me, who's stuck in this perpetual motion machine of tag commentary. Sigh.