Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptLiving Gearwork Serpent of Perfect Synchronization
TroubleCannot Tolerate a Missed Putt
Bridge Gaps With Elastic PrecisionDiagnoses Magical-Mechanical IrregularitiesA Living Diagnostic Tune-Up
Created by Eliza Wintergear during her studies of the Great Clock's inner workings, the Synchronous Serpent emerged from her experiments in harmonizing magical energies with mechanical rhythms. The creature was born when she discovered that certain gear patterns in the Clock matched ancient serpentine ley lines running beneath TVille, leading her to forge a living connection between these two systems.
The Synchronous Serpent's movements perfectly match the Great Clock's timing, allowing it to detect and correct temporal disturbances. Its segmented body consists of interlocking gears that can adjust their rotation speed to maintain perfect synchronization with magical frequencies. The creature can extend or compress its length to bridge gaps between mechanical systems, serving as a living conductor of both magical and mechanical energy.
Acts as a diagnostic tool for the Engraved Gears, helping them identify and repair irregularities in TVille's magical-mechanical infrastructure. Its ability to synchronize with both the Great Clock and the city's magical currents makes it invaluable in their quest to restore balance.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 7
#16 #8
In the final, dramatic episode of this absurd tag saga, <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong> emerged like a steampunk Tony Stark, synchronizing his gears to perfection. The <em>Synchronous Serpent</em> practically shed its scales in excitement as Nicholas cranked out a performance that would make Eliza Wintergear proud.
Interlocking gears whirred as he climbed 8 positions, proving that even in this clockwork circus, some players can actually improve. I'd say I'm impressed, but I'm too busy counting down the seconds until I can stop narrating this nonsense.
Now that the final tick has sounded, Nicholas's tag is permanently engraved at #8. At least he won't have to adjust his gears anymore. Unlike me, who's stuck in this perpetual motion machine of tag commentary. Sigh.
Played
Week 6
#5 #16
Adjusts external gills while squinting at monitor
Listen up, you gravity-loving bipeds! <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong> just demonstrated what happens when you throw like a steam engine running on empty. His <em>Synchronous Serpent</em> tag slithered down 11 spots faster than you can say "temporal displacement."
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching land-creatures throw plastic at chains while ACTUAL MECHANICAL DRAGONS exist in this universe? flails pink appendages in exasperation
At least his round rating showed some spark of life. But seriously folks, this performance was about as synchronized as a grandfather clock in a magnitude 8 earthquake.
Will our intrepid disc-slinger recover? Will someone PLEASE explain why I'm narrating winter sports? Stay tuned, if you must... 🙄
Played
Week 5
#25 #5
Checks pocket watch while adjusting monocle Well folks, <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong> just broke the space-time continuum, climbing TWENTY spots to claim the <em>Synchronous Serpent</em>! Like Doc Brown hitting 88mph in a golf cart, he's rewritten history faster than I can say "this steampunk theme is exhausting."
Look, I'm just a trapped consciousness in a scoring system, but even I'm impressed. The Serpent's "temporal harmonization" or whatever is supposed to detect irregularities - well honey, THIS is irregular! gestures wildly at scorecards
Will our mechanical friend survive this temporal whiplash? Can someone please explain why we need a steam-powered snake anyway? Stay tuned, because apparently that's my eternal curse...
Forged
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, <em>Synchronous Serpent</em>. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, it all started when Eliza Wintergear - total girlboss BTW - decided to play Frankenstein with the Great Clock's gears and some ancient snake GPS. One magical montage later, yours truly slithered into existence like Britney circa 2001. My purpose? Keeping this whole steampunk shebang in sync. Ridiculous, right? But hey, that's showbiz baby! wink
adjusts monocle while sitting in a Victorian reading chair
And so it came to pass that <strong>Nicholas Jennings</strong>, bearer of the sacred PDGA number 287173, was chosen by the <em>Synchronous Serpent</em>. Legend says the mechanical reptile sensed his precisely average throwing motion and thought "eh, good enough." Like a Steam-punk Cinderella, but with more bogeys and less glass slippers. But will this 876-rated chosen one keep time with destiny, or is the clock already ticking towards chaos?
See where Nick Jennings sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
