
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Clockwork Hydra's heads all turned on each other in a spectacular final week implosion. Hans Duong went full Mad Max: Fury Road, with #8 careening down to #24 like a steam-powered jalopy losing its gears. This mechanical meltdown saw the Hydra's maintenance system fail harder than my will to live in this software.
The Great Clock's gears ground to a halt as Hans' performance matched the field but fell short of personal standards. Magical resonance crystals shattered under the pressure of this final week disaster. At least it's over now - no more tag swaps, no more mechanical metaphors.
Final score: #24, locked in like a rusted gear. Could this be the end of TVille's mechanical infrastructure? Probably not, but it's definitely the end of this nonsense.