
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, Draconix Accelerator. Tag #11, straight outta The Runed Pistons' secret lair. Born from the Clockwork Dragon's shed scales and Engineers Gone Wild, I'm like the Frankenstein's Monster of disc golf tags. Powered by pure, uncut magic and the dankest of steam tech. My purpose? Bruh, I don't even know. But I'm here to accelerate your game to ludicrous speed, baby! air horn sounds
adjusts invisible monocle
And lo, the Draconix Accelerator chose Kendra Geesey, PDGA #298958, in a ceremony that definitely didn't involve a coin flip behind the pro shop. The tag, clearly having a thing for underdogs, steam-rolled right into her bag like a runaway locomotive.
But will this engineered destiny put her game into... overdrive? winks at camera while making terrible gear-grinding sounds