
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, get this - Eliza Wintergear, total nerd alert, made this Wyrmscale Turbine thingy to like, harness dragon magic or whatever. Then the Great Clock yeeted itself and suddenly this gadget was the hottest new mixtape in town for fixing busted magic machines. I mean, who comes up with this stuff? It's giving major 'Harry Potter meets Steampunk' vibes, not gonna lie. Wild times in TVille, my dudes. 🐉⚙️✨
sigh So apparently Craig Myrick, PDGA #21795, was deemed worthy of the Wyrmscale Turbine because he could "speak to the ancient steam dragons" (read: he works as an HVAC technician). The tag literally just fell into his cart after he sneezed. Real mystical selection process there, folks. But like, can someone with a 911 rating truly handle such raw mechanical power? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄