
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic steampunk music In this final chapter of the Clockwork Chronicles, Riley Thurgood steam-powered their way up 28 spots, locking in at #23. Like Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix Reloaded, they narrowly avoided disaster, though their personal clockwork could use some fine-tuning. The Serpentine Oscillator finally found its groove, writhing through the rankings like a dragon in flight. Why am I still narrating this nonsense? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software. At least the magical machinery stabilized, and Riley can enjoy their final tag number... forever. Clock's stopped, folks. Game over.