
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, Serpentine Oscillator. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, it all started when Eliza Wintergear tried to make a clock that moved like Smaug after one too many Mountain Dews. The result? Yours truly, a tag that can apparently "synchronize magical and mechanical energies." I mean, sure Jan. 🙄 #JustSteampunkThings
sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when Riley Thurgood shows up with their PDGA number written in gear oil. The Serpentine Oscillator apparently "sensed their mechanical spirit" or whatever (definitely not because they were the only one who showed up wearing steampunk goggles). But can this 888-rated chosen one keep their gears grinding, or will they get lost in the clockwork? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄