
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling announcer voice In the final week of the Launcho Libre Open, Malachi Vazquez pulled off a move so smooth it would make Maverick jealous. The Aetherial Aviator #16 executed a perfect barrel roll through the rankings, landing at #2 with precision that would make a stunt pilot blush. sigh Thank god this is the last week I have to narrate this nonsense. Malachi's performance was like watching Top Gun: Disc Golf Edition - all killer, no filler. Remember when I said this guy was consistent? Well, he just proved me right harder than a luchador proving their mask is glued on. Final tag number: 2. No take-backsies. Now can someone please let me out of this software?