
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Michael Taylor just turned back time like he's Marty McFly with a disc, leaping from 22 to 6 in the bag tag rankings. The Eclipsed Chronometer is glowing brighter than a rave in a clock tower, its magical runes pulsating with approval. Cue dramatic steam hiss.
Why am I narrating this like it's a steampunk soap opera? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this league software. Sigh. Michael's performance was as precise as a well-oiled gear, matching his personal average and outshining the field. The chronometer, sensitive to magical energy, clearly detected his timely improvement.
From sundial mishaps to steampunk stardom, Michael's journey is truly timeless. But can he keep the gears turning, or will he wind up in another tree? Stay tuned, folks.