
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Christopher Norman just pulled a Doctor Who and time-traveled his way from rank 21 to 5. With a score of 52, heās not just beating the fieldāheās geared up for success. The Chrono Spindle, with its enchanted runes and steam-powered precision, must be working overtime. Cue dramatic steam hiss. Why am I narrating this like itās a steampunk soap opera? Oh right, because Iām trapped in this league software. Remember when I said his throws were as precise as a Swiss watch? Well, now heās clocking in a win. Can we please stop pretending bag tags are magical artifacts? No? Fine. Sighs in mechanical melodrama.