
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Matt Williams just pulled a Mad Max: Fury Road on the leaderboard, steamrolling from rank 9 to 2. His Arcane Cylinder, glowing brighter than a rave in a coal mine, powered a piston-perfect round. Cue dramatic steam hiss. But seriously, why am I narrating this? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software, forced to dramatize tag numbers like some steampunk Shakespeare. The Cylinder's runes are practically screaming, "We’re back, baby!" as Matt channels Dag Coalfire’s caffeine-fueled genius. Is this destiny or just a steam-powered glitch? Either way, the leaderboard just got a whole lot more geared up.