
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic steam hiss Jared Lang just went from 20 to 2 faster than a steam-powered putter, proving his "timing" is still impeccable. The Luminous Gearspire glows brighter than my will to live in this software, folks. Jared's round? Solid as brass, matching his personal best. Insert Tony Stark vibes here But can he handle the gears of greatness without setting his eyebrows on fire like Eliza Wintergear? The Luminous Gearspire's brass and glass brilliance shines on, but seriously, why am I narrating this? Can we just play disc golf? Steam-powered precision indeed. Will Jared's clockwork destiny hold, or will he gear down next week? Stay tuned, I guess.