William Fetzer: #17 Runic Steamspire

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William Fetzer

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 3
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William Fetzer
Pool Emblem Runic Steamspire
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Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille

Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Averaged a 750 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Runic Steamspire

#17

Origin Story

The Runic Steamspire was forged by Dag Coalfire himself, using ancient runesmithing techniques and the latest steam-powered technology. It was designed to channel the raw energy of arcane runes into a towering spire of steam, symbolizing the faction's ambition to harness the Clockwork Dragon's power. The spire was built in the heart of The Runed Pistons' stronghold, serving as both a power source and a beacon of their technological prowess.

Properties

The Runic Steamspire is a towering structure made of runed iron and brass, with intricate runes etched into its surface. It emits a constant stream of steam, powered by the arcane energy of the runes. The spire is highly durable, capable of withstanding extreme temperatures and pressures. It also has the unique ability to amplify magical energy, making it a crucial component in The Runed Pistons' experiments.

Role

The Runic Steamspire serves as both a power source and a symbol of The Runed Pistons' ambition. It amplifies magical energy, enabling the faction to conduct experiments and develop new technologies. Its presence in their stronghold also acts as a beacon, attracting like-minded engineers and runesmiths to their cause.

Tag Details

League Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Pool The Runed Pistons
The Runed Pistons faction symbol

The Runed Pistons

A faction of engineers who believe the raw power of steam-driven pistons fueled by arcane runes is the future of TVille. They seek the Clockwork Dragon, thinking it is the key to fully exploiting the realm's magical potential.

Faction Leader

Dag Coalfire

Dag is a brilliant runesmith who has developed new ways to convert magical energy into mechanical force. He believes harnessing the Clockwork Dragon's power will allow TVille to transcend its limits.

Members

56

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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William Fetzer
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