
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Full steam ahead! William Fetzer chugged his way up the ranks, moving the Runic Steamspire from 8 to 6. While he didn't exactly blow the competition away, he did manage to steamroll a couple of unfortunate souls. His performance? Let's just say it was more "Mad Max: Fury Road" than "Fast & Furious." Why am I narrating this? I didn't sign up for this. The spire's arcane energy and runesmithing techniques clearly gave him a boost, but his mediocre destiny still looms large. Will he ever escape the shadow of that rogue tree branch? #PistonProblems #SteamPunked