
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts unnecessarily elaborate brass goggles Well folks, Camron Buhler just proved they're more than just another gear in this ridiculous clockwork contraption we call a league. Their performance today was smoother than a well-oiled machine, earning them the Aetherial Flywheel tag #16.
Look, I'm trapped in this steampunk nightmare like some Victorian-era Siri, but even I have to admit that was some solid throwing. Though honestly, who thought combining disc golf with mechanical dragons was a good idea? dramatic eye roll while steam whistle blows in distance
Will our hero continue ascending the ranks like a steam-powered elevator? Or will they get their gears ground in next week's round? Stay tuned, you beautiful gear-heads!