
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here we are, folks - the Opening Bell of our absurd disc golf soap opera. Jakeb Taylor and Skybound Dancer take the stage, pirouetting straight into a +2 performance that would make Beyoncé cringe. Insert jazz hands
Our ballerina-turned-luchador showed off her "incredible agility" by gracefully... dropping four spots in the rankings. But hey, at least she didn't try to suplex the basket like some of these clowns.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're WWE championship belts? Sigh Anyway, Jakeb's coaching this airborne diva who thinks a hyzer flip is a dance move. Spoiler: It's not going well.
Will our Skybound Dancer find her rhythm? Or is this the start of a tragic ballet of bogies? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Musical."