Best opening‑hole performance; hot starts matter here.
Current Status
Week 8: Michuel Palfy maintains Fast Starter lead with 70.0 points →.
Analysis
Week 8 Fast Starter Award Analysis for Kabuki Authority Bureau: Leading the competition is Michuel Palfy with 70.0 points. Following closely is Brian Bowling (60.0). The current point spread between first and last place is 10.0 points. Currently 1 out of 2 competitors are showing improvement. The closest battle is between Michuel Palfy and Brian Bowling, separated by just 10.0 points.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Apparently Michuel Palfy is excelling at Fast Starter. Whatever. I'm just here to display the stats.
Kabuki Authority Bureau Standings
as of Jan 24, 2026| Rank | Player | Trend | Progress |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | = | Maintained position | |
| 2 | = | Improving - Maintained position |