Your Adventure Begins in The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.
Pool of the Celestial Voyagers
The Celestial Voyagers are a group of disc golf warriors guided by the Thunderbird's cosmic wisdom. They seek to unravel the mysteries of the skies and harness the ethereal energies that flow through the Great Plains. With a deep connection to the mystical aspects of the Thunderbird's domain, the Celestial Voyagers navigate the course with intuition and grace, attuned to the subtle whispers of the wind and the cryptic messages hidden in the stars.
Whispering Winds
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to Week 8: Tempest Trials of the Thunderbird Chronicles—where disc golf meets psychedelic storm-slinging. Prepare your courage (and discs) for an epic tussle with tall grass and cosmic omens.
📅 When: Wednesdays, March 5–April 23 | 7 AM–6:15 PM flex start
💸 Buy-in: $5 weekly + optional $10 prize pot, $3 ace, $2 super-ace | Current ace pot: $349
🥏 Bag Tags: Collect those psychedelic Thunderbird talismans or risk eternal shame.
🛍️ Disc Shop Boost: Another Round SLC gives you a 10% amateur winnings kick—because who needs reality?
Important Info: N/A—even the prophecy is blank.
It’s late in the saga, but late joiners are still summoned (don’t @ me). Power up your arm, claim your bag tags, and help ElevateUT Disc Golf’s noble mission to grow this absurd sport—one cryptid at a time.