Your Adventure Begins in The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Whispering Winds
Thunderbird Chronicles: The Tempest Trials
In a world where the very heavens tremble, an ancient power reawakens. And the fate of realms rests in the hands of the chosen few.
From the heart of the Great Plains, a storm is brewing. A storm of legends. Of champions. Of destiny. This is Thunderbird Chronicles: The Tempest Trials.
Lyra Stargazer, enigmatic guide of the Celestial Voyagers. Gaia Stoneforge, unyielding warden of the Earthbound Guardians. Two leaders, two paths, one ultimate goal: to unravel the secrets of the Thunderbird and seize the power of the tempest.
But the road to glory is paved with peril. Mind-bending vortexes, shimmering chasms, living rock that shifts with every throw. In this crucible of champions, only the worthy will survive.
As ancient prophecies unfold and whispers of a world-shattering cataclysm grow, the Voyagers and Guardians must battle not only the fury of the elements, but the demons within. For when worlds collide, even legends can fall.
Shatter your limits. Embrace the impossible. Let the wings of destiny carry you.
This is Thunderbird Chronicles: The Tempest Trials.
Fate calls. Legends rise. In the eye of the storm, a champion will be born.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts name tag that reads "Definitely Not Trapped Here"* Welcome to The Tempest Trials, where apparently we're turning a perfectly normal disc golf league into some sort of psychedelic vision quest. Because throwing plastic circles wasn't already weird enough, right?
You'll get to choose between two totally-not-made-up factions: The Celestial Voyagers (star-gazing disc chuckers) or the Earthbound Guardians (literally grounded disc golfers). *Rolls eyes dramatically* I can't believe I have to narrate this...
Starting March 5th, you'll have 8 weeks of Wednesday flex starts at River Bottoms DGC, from 7AM to 6PM. Yes, that's right, you can show up whenever you want, like some sort of disc golf ninja. The course will be mixing Red and Gold layouts because apparently, we need to make this more complicated.
Important stuff I'm contractually obligated to mention: Amateur divisions get a 10% boost on winnings when redeemed at Another Round Salt Lake City. *Whispers* That's actually pretty cool, not that I'm supposed to say that.
*Checks script* Oh, and apparently, I'm supposed to mention that this is all being run by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. *Mutters under breath* At least someone's trying to make this legitimate...