Your Adventure Begins in Valhalla @ Creekside

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Valhalla @ Creekside, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Wisdom's Wager


Valhalla's Valor: Legends Forged on the Fairway
In a world where discs soar through realms divine...
Thor, God of Thunder, invites mortal heroes to prove their worth in Odin's Champions, a league of legend where only the mightiest can earn passage to Valhalla. But beware, for Loki, the trickster, and his Rogues seek to sabotage the path to glory!
At Creekside Park, fairways wind through Yggdrasil's roots and portals beckon to mythic lands. Here, heroes must brave perils like:
- Jotunheim's Giant Jammers, towering titans who swat shots from the sky!
- The Shifting Greens of Alfheim, where elven magic warps the very earth!
- Niflheim's Frozen Tees, with icy gales that freeze discs mid-flight!
"Only the worthy shall taste the mead of victory!" Thor's voice booms. "In this season of strife, who will rise?"
Loki slinks from the shadows, eyes gleaming. "Ah, but what good is valor against the cunning of a god?"
As Ragnarok looms and cataclysms ravage the course, the heroes must stand together or fall alone. Will Odin's chosen prevail, or will Loki's schemes tear their bonds asunder?
Valhalla awaits the victors, but the path is paved with peril.
This season, legends will be forged... on the fairway!

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts chainmail and clipboard* Oh look, it's me again, your friendly neighborhood trapped-in-the-matrix league narrator, here to tell you about yet another totally normal disc golf league that's definitely not taking itself too seriously.
Welcome to Valhalla @ Creekside, where we pretend throwing plastic discs at metal baskets is somehow equivalent to earning a place in the halls of Norse legend. *Eye roll* Currently in Week 8 of 9, we're deep into this delusion, but hey, Odin's apparently cool with late joiners!
Two pools of players, because apparently we needed MORE drama:
- Odin's Champions: The "serious" divisions (MPO, FPO, etc.)
- Loki's Rogues: Everyone else (and honestly, they're having more fun)
Entry fees (because even Viking warriors have to pay rent):
- Basic Entry: $3 (practically stealing!)
- Full Viking Package: Additional $18 for ace pot, CTP, prize money, and super ace
*Whispers* Another Round Salt Lake City adds 10% to amateur winnings because they're cool like that.
*Checks ancient runes* League runs every Saturday at 1pm at Creekside Park. We're using the B-Pool layout because apparently A-Pool wasn't epic enough for this nonsense.
Current ace pot is $315, which means either these baskets are enchanted or y'all need to work on your aim. Just saying... 🎯