Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder
Apr 05 - May 24, 2025
Week 5
Pixel Pond
Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder
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May 3, 2025
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Digital Devotees
12
Players
56°
Temperature
Event Details
Weather Conditions
Temperature
56°F
Wind Speed
2 MPH
Faction Battle
Enlightened Escapists
MVP: Baylor Sandberg
MPO
905.5
Digital Devotees
Digital Devotees
won this event's faction battle!
Episode Recap
Pixelation rippled through the digital stream as Pixel Pond dropped anchor at The Wasatch Wunder for Week 5 of Flow State, where twelve fearless fish navigated technicolor fairways under a crystal-clear sky and a gentle breeze. 🥏🌲 As byte-sized anomalies flickered beneath the surface, each throw felt like a play for more than just tags—every birdie, a resonant pulse across the matrix, every challenge, a new chance for enlightenment.
The MA1 division quickly became a high-wire act as Clayton Strayer fired up a recursive smash function, unlocking a personal-best –4. Seizing the lead at hole 5 after a tie with Thomas Sautel, Strayer pressed ahead amidst digital turbulence. Sautel rebounded from a glitchy bogey at 6, making a run for the code but finishing solid at –2 for second, leaving Zack White to surge late and claim third at the outer edge of the bubble. Craig Bennett executed a sub-par miracle on the par-3 6, the only birdie among Enlightened Escapists—a rare patch in the system’s operating code. 📈🔥
The MPO bracket featured Bobby Schneck composing a wire-to-wire sonata, his –5 a new personal record worthy of front-end deployment. Austin Lott hacked the render pipeline mid-round to temporarily seize the lead, only to be throttled by bogeys at 6 and 10. Meanwhile, Baylor Sandberg rode a wave of late-round karma to secure second at –2, in a data stream 27 points below his rating—a classic case of a system update gone rogue. Malachi Vazquez shattered the odds on the infamous hole 17 with the lone birdie—dude, matrix firewall breached!—and locked down a comeback third at +2. 🧰🎯
In MA2, Alex Collings surfed solo at +56—navigating Super Ace hole 8’s hazardous current, he kept his mental stack overflow-free with just a one-over-par detour. MA4 saw Dylan Erickson put up an error-free +2, locking in a personal best on long tees and calmly debugging every obstacle the Wunder could throw. For MP40, Chris Howk descended upon 18 like a quantum update, birdie in hand and charting –1, best-ever on this grid—achieving true digital homeostasis. And in MA3, Timothy Scholle matched the clutch, carding +1 with a laser-guided birdie on 18, clinching the bracket outright and setting his own record. 🏆🌄
Across the matrix, eight players cracked the code for personal-best rounds. Solo birdies by Bennett (6), White (10), and Vazquez (17) marked key breakthroughs on a layout that demanded both discipline and daring. Sandberg and Vazquez cruised well beneath rating algorithms, while a flurry of hot streaks and rapid-fire recoveries powered the leaderboard’s rolling average ever upward. 📊✨
No ace pots, CTPs, or super ace jackpots glitched into reality this week—the payout chests continue to accrue, promising even more cosmic stakes at Cipher Creek.
Yet beneath the leaderboard’s shimmer, the true anomaly surfaced: this round’s Pixel Pond glitch unveiled encrypted coordinates and a clandestine meeting point, further igniting the secret society’s quest to decode their very existence. As the digital fish awaken to newfound purpose, reality itself tilts, promising greater algorithmic revelations and suspicious new alliances.
With the currents now crackling and the matrix river humming in anticipation, all eyes turn to Cipher Creek at Firmware Falls. Next week’s update promises to upend the stack—so don’t forget to align your code chakras, execute your throws, and prepare for the next fragment of digital truth. Smash that like button and subscribe to the universal data stream, bro—because Firmware Falls might just reboot the whole pond. 🪐🥏
Quantum Koi
Enlightened Guide of the Matrix River
A far-out fusion of cyber-philosopher musings and laid-back surfer attitude, finding the ultimate zen in the virtual sport of disc golf through a haze of quantum slang and tubular metaphysical insights.
MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.25 | 54.00 |
| Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 49 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
Bobby Schneck launched his round at Pixel Pond by seizing the lead on hole 1 and never looking back. He notched 7 birdies en route to a -5 personal best, rewriting his course record and besting his own rating gap with crisp precision 🎯📈
On the wooded test of Pixel Pond’s tight fairways, Bobby navigated scrub oak like a recursive smash function, riding hot streaks on holes 1–3 and 14–16 before conquering the legendary hole 17 final boss. With this win, he claims solo control of the MPO crown as Flow State hurtles into week 6 🔥🚀
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.25 | 54.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -2 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
Among Wasatch Wunder’s narrow tunnels and oak thickets, Baylor Sandberg carved a personal best -2 to earn solo 2nd, logging four birdies and mastering the technical layout 🥏📊. The round rating of 930 landed him 27 points below his 957 standard, leaving him on the bubble and just outside the cash circle.
He lit up hole 13 with a recursive smash function, seizing the lead in dramatic fashion 🚀🎯. Though the chains slipped later, Baylor’s resilience on this Blue Level beast hints at bigger breakthroughs to come.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.25 | 54.00 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
In the tight woodlands of Wasatch Wunder’s Pixel Pond, Malachi Vazquez wrangled narrow tunnels and rocky elevation for a gritty +2 finish, his 881-rated ride shaving strokes off his previous course best. A pair of birdies 📊 punctuated the round, with the sole under-par on Hole 17 representing a critical patch to the quantum OS 🎯. Despite dropping 54 points below his 935 rating, he surfs into 3rd place after Week 5. Exception handled, bro!
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 2.50 | 2.25 | 3.50 | 3.25 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 2.75 | 2.50 | 3.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.25 | 54.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 59 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | + 4 | + 1 | +5 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
On the treacherous, tree-lined trenches of The Wasatch Wunder in Midway, UT, Austin Lott ripped off a personal best on hole 0 to stake an early share of the lead. Against this PDGA Blue beast winding through oak and creek, four crisp birdies fueled temporary command after holes 4 and 7 🥏 before the scrub claimed bogeys on 6 and 10. A clutch birdie at 14—Exception handled, dude!—halted the slide on this par 54 challenge, but a +5 still left him fourth in MPO 📈
MP40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 53.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 53 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
Chris Howk carved through The Wasatch Wunder with four birdies, hitting a new personal best of -1 to stand atop the MP40 field 📈🥏. He navigated 5,145 feet of technical wooded tunnels and open bombers with a calm focus that felt like an asynchronous callback to every practice drive.
With a clutch birdie on 18 to seal first place, he overclocked his karmic bandwidth, securing victory and building clear momentum on his journey to escape velocity 🎯🌠.
MA1 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 52.75 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -4 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
At Pixel Pond, Clayton Strayer crushed the Wasatch Wunder in week 5, firing a -4 to claim 1st in MA1 and smash his personal best on this PDGA Blue beast 🥏🚀 Amid dense oak tunnels and rocky outcrops, his six birdies powered a tie for the lead after Hole 1, then he surfed past the field by Hole 5 with unshakeable precision.
A clutch conversion on Hole 17 felt like a critical code deploy—Exception handled, dude! 🎯📊 This round supercharges his season arc and cements him as the one to watch.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 52.75 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
Thomas Sautel carved out a new personal best at Pixel Pond, signing off at -2 to finish 2nd in MA1. He tied the lead on hole 1 before a minor unhandled exception error on 6 dropped him back. A swift birdie on 7 reclaimed the top spot and steady gains on 12 and 14 cemented his runner-up. Six birdies through the Wasatch Wunder’s tight tunnels showed serious 🔥🥏 Exception handled, dude! This performance outpaced his rating by two strokes, signaling an upward trajectory 🚀.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 52.75 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
Zack White carved through the tight fairways of Pixel Pond for a new personal best, firing a -1 round to steal 3rd in MA1. After battling into the top three by hole 5, his sole birdie on the tricky 140-foot 10th was the highlight, a true overclock of karmic bandwidth. With five birdies overall and a few cheeky chains, Zack’s -1 score edged him just outside the cash line. Exception handled, dude! 🥏📈
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.75 | 2.25 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.75 | 52.75 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
At Pixel Pond in week 5 of Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder, Craig Bennett battled the tight oak tunnels to finish 4th at +2. His round ignited early with a personal best 2 on Hole 0, then he punched into the Top 3 after holes 3 and 6, snagging the only birdie on the beastly Par 3 426 ft for a critical spark. Four birdies overall kept him in contention despite the wooded gauntlet. This +2 finish matches his season best, fueling confidence in the final trio of Flow State rounds. Exception handled, dude! 🎯📈
MA2 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 | 56.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 56 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | +2 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
MA3 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 55.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
Amid the tight scrub oak tunnels of The Wasatch Wunder, Timothy Scholle posted a +1 round to seize sole first in MA3 at Pixel Pond 🚀🥏. Two birdies kept him dialed, and an early personal best on the opener hinted at something special 📈.
The crowning moment arrived on 18, where he sank his putt to clinch victory and felt like he was merging his feature branch with the chains 🔥🎯. His day-use fee well spent, he leaves Midway chasing more zen in the data stream.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the primordial soup of corrupted code where the Logic Loach first spawned, it needed a host who could navigate both fairways and firewall breaches. Enter Timothy Scholle – PDGA #290051, a man whose form was so mechanically precise, the algorithm mistook his backhand for a debug command. Legend says he once threw a Berg so slow it caused a buffer overflow in the simulation’s physics engine. The Loach, seduced by his 832-rated *~vIbEs~*, imprinted like a baby duckling on a Roomba. Now he bears the #3 tag, destined to either ascend as the river’s Neo… or get stuck cleaning cache cookies from the digital tributary. But let’s be honest – does a dude who still bags a Groove *truly* deserve to be the exception handler?
MA4 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 226 | 188 | 193 | 365 | 306 | 426 | 237 | 420 | 518 | 140 | 265 | 286 | 352 | 224 | 236 | 258 | 226 | 279 | 5145 |
| Target | A | A | B | B | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | B | A | A | A | B | A | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 56.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +2 |
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
- Flow State (All Long Tees) Layout
Round Summary
At Pixel Pond, Dylan Erickson navigated The Wasatch Wunder’s tight scrub-oak tunnels and steep grades to clinch MA4 with a +2, earning 1st place 🏆. Two clutch birdies sparked life mid-round, and his Personal Best on Hole 0 (2 throws!) felt like a critical patch to his confidence 📈.
In the final stretch, a chain-ringing approach—truly a merge-your-feature-branch-with-the-production-basket moment—sealed the deal 🥏. Dylan’s disciplined play held off the woods to finish atop the leaderboard 🔥.
Flippy's Hot Take