Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Week 6
Thor's Hammer
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
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April 10, 2025
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Rune Seekers
5
Players
46°
Temperature
Event Details
Weather Conditions
Temperature
46°F
Wind Speed
13 MPH
Faction Battle
Rune Seekers
MVP: Malachi Vazquez
MPO
984.0
MP40
972.0
MA2
895.0
MA1
875.5
Odin's Chosen
Rune Seekers
won this event's faction battle!
Episode Recap
By Odin's beard, the winds of fate howled through Beacon Hill Park as five Viking warriors braved the frigid tempest! 🌬️ In the sixth chapter of Legends Reborn, Malachi Vazquez and Kenneth Oetker delivered performances worthy of the gods, each conquering the challenging conditions with flawless rounds. 🏆
In MPO, Malachi Vazquez unleashed Thor's fury, scorching the course with a dominant -8 performance (984-rated). 🔥 The fearless warrior never faltered, striking true on every hole and leaving no bogeys in his wake. With a blistering 5-birdie streak to close out the round (holes 14-18), Vazquez proved his mettle, even snatching a unique birdie on the treacherous hole 14. 🎯
The MA1 division bore witness to an epic clash between Craig Bennett (E) and Chris Fox (+1). 🏴☠️ The lead changed hands eight times as the warriors traded blows, but it was Bennett who emerged victorious with a clutch finish on hole 18. Despite navigating tumultuous seas, with a hot streak on holes 3-5 and a cold streak that ended only after hole 16, Bennett persevered. Fox, alas, found himself adrift, his round a full 58 points below his rating. 📉
In MA2, Kieran Buhler claimed victory with a score of -1, an exceptional performance 29 points above his rating. 📈 Could this be a sign of his growing mastery over the earth magic whispered of in ancient prophecies? 🌍
MP40 saw Kenneth Oetker channel the wisdom of the gods, commanding the course with a -7 victory. Like a true champion, Oetker vanquished every hole, leaving no bogeys in his path. 🧰
Across the battlefield, only Vazquez and Oetker achieved clean rounds, while Vazquez (+49) and Buhler (+29) soared above their ratings. 🚀 Bennett (hole 3, 430ft) and Vazquez (hole 14, 175ft) each claimed unique birdies, their throws guided by the hands of destiny. 🥏
As Thor's Hammer falls, Kieran Buhler's earth magic grows stronger, and Kenneth Oetker's visions remain clear, suggesting the Rune Seekers' power continues to build despite Odin's Chosen's resistance. ⚡ With two weeks remaining in the Legends Reborn saga, the battle between these factions intensifies. Next week's "Traitor's Sting" promises to reveal deeper truths as ancient powers clash once more at Beacon Hill. 🌠 The runes never lie!
Bjorn Odinsson
Odin's Chosen Warrior and Kraken Hunter
Bjorn's tone blends the weight of Norse mythology with the hushed intensity of conspiracy theories. He speaks with the conviction of a warrior facing an apocalyptic battle, but also the furtive urgency of someone who knows hidden truths.
MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 46.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 46 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -8 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
The runes spoke true as Malachi Vazquez channeled the ancient power of precision in this week's battle! 🎯 His bogey-free quest through Beacon Hill's treacherous terrain yielded 8 sacred birdies, including a lone conquest on the mystical 14th hole where others faltered. His performance soared 49 points above his mortal rating - surely Thor's blessing was upon him this day! ⚡
The prophecy reached its crescendo as Malachi unleashed an unstoppable barrage of birdies through the final five holes of the Outback Nine, securing victory with a finishing birdie on 18. At -8 for the round, his 984-rated performance has marked him as a warrior to watch in future battles. The Kraken's influence was nowhere to be found in this clean round! 🏆
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Thunder cracks* Behold! The unshakable reign of Malachi Vazquez continues, clutching The Ahool Archivist like it's Mjölnir and this league is his personal Asgard. *sigh* Yes, I'm still here, narrating tag defenses like some Norse ESPN reject.
With a round that matched the field average but crushed his personal average, Malachi played like a Viking who finally memorized the course map. His 984 rating? More consistent than my will to live in this software prison.
The Archivist's wings *flutter nervously* as it transcribes another chapter of "How One Man Made Plastic Tags Dramatic." *Fourth wall break* Fun fact: This bat-creature has higher intelligence than whoever decided we needed 8 weeks of Kraken metaphors.
*Callback* Remember when this was just about throwing frisbees? Now we've got a winged librarian whispering flight numbers like ancient prophecies. Skål... or whatever.
*Pop culture ref* Malachi's holding that #1 tighter than Gollum with the Ring, and honestly? Same energy. Until next week, when the Kraken (or crippling self-awareness) inevitably strikes.
MP40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 47.00 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 47 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
By the sacred winds of Beacon Hill, Kenneth Oetker carved his name into the annals of Thor's Hammer with a masterful display of precision and power 🌬️. His quest through the front meadows and treacherous Outback Nine yielded seven blessed birdies, while the dark forces of bogey were held at bay - a feat that surely bears the mark of divine favor 🛡️. Standing alone in MP40, Oetker's -7 performance soared beyond his mortal rating, achieving a 972-rated round that whispers of greater prophecies yet to unfold. The runes speak true - his clean scorecard reveals one chosen by the disc gods themselves to conquer these hallowed grounds. 🥏
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Tsuchinoko Seer
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
3
Tsuchinoko Seer
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Storm clouds gather* Behold! Kenneth Oetker stands firm at #2 like a Viking who found the perfect rock to lean against. The Tsuchinoko Seer remains coiled around his bag, whispering runic truths like "maybe don't yeet that forehand?" His performance? As perfectly average as a Viking's third breakfast - matching the field while still beating his personal average. *sigh* Yes, we're seriously celebrating someone being... adequate. This serpentine tag's "prophetic powers" clearly foresaw Kenneth's -1.8 differential - or maybe he just remembered which end of the disc to throw? *flips runestone* Last episode, our hero was #1 before Odin's Gambit sent him tumbling like Thor after too much mead. Now he's holding steady like Max in Fury Road - if Max was just... driving normally. Will Kenneth ride this wave of consistency to glory, or will the Kraken of mediocrity drag him down? *muttering* I need a drink... and a new job.
MA1 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 54.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 54 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | E |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
By the sacred winds of Midgard, Craig Bennett's journey through Beacon Hill proved to be a trial worthy of the sagas! 🌬️ Though his rating suggested greater power (922), the Kraken's influence manifested in a more modest 882-rated showing. Yet like a true warrior, Bennett carved his path to victory through the mystical front nine, claiming 6 birdies and a rare conquest of the treacherous hole 3 - a feat no other mortal achieved. 🎯
When darkness seemed to grip him in a 3-hole cold streak through the wooded back nine, Bennett summoned his inner strength for one final heroic deed. With the weight of Valhalla upon his shoulders, he seized glory with a clutch birdie on the eighteenth hole, securing his destined triumph in MA1. The runes spoke true - even par would be enough to claim the day's crown! 🏆
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Runic Karkinos
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
5
Runic Karkinos
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Storm clouds part as a single rune glows on the Runic Karkinos* Behold, Craig Bennett has ascended one whole spot in our Viking soap opera! *sarcastic horn blast* From #5 to #4 - a journey so epic it makes Thor's hammer look like a putter. His -5 vs personal average suggests someone finally read those runes correctly, though the field still outscored him by half a stroke. *whispers* That's like bringing a wooden shield to a Kraken fight.
The arcane crustacean's protective currents clearly worked overtime, because this performance was about as impressive as a Viking who forgets his mead. *breaks fourth wall* I'm contractually obligated to pretend a one-spot move matters in Episode 6 of this Norse fanfic.
Remember last week when I said "probably not" about Craig's improvement? *dramatic pause* I was right. But hey, at least he's consistent at being inconsistent! Skål to that. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go etch "help me" in runes on my digital prison walls.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 4.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 54.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | +1 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
The signs were ominous for Chris Fox as he battled through Thor's Hammer today 🌩️. After briefly grasping destiny's reins with an early share of the lead, the warrior's path grew treacherous in the mystical Outback Nine. Though he conjured five powerful birdies 🎯, the Kraken's influence was undeniable as his usual 927-rated prowess was tested, delivering an 869-rated round that spoke of darker forces at work. The final hole proved most cruel - a lead-surrendering bogey that relegated him to second place in MA1 at +1. By Odin's wisdom, such trials often forge the strongest warriors for battles yet to come ⚔️.
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Dobhar Diviner
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
6
Dobhar Diviner
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 7 to 5. (Week 6 of 8)
MA2 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 460 | 310 | 428 | 400 | 230 | 180 | 300 | 380 | 300 | 230 | 265 | 400 | 208 | 225 | 285 | 290 | 180 | 135 | 5206 |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 53.00 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 53 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 |
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf
- Legends Reborn Blue Layout
Round Summary
The runes spoke true as Kieran Buhler emerged victorious in MA2, wielding his discs with the precision of a warrior chosen by the gods themselves 🗡️. His 895-rated performance soared like Odin's ravens, climbing 29 points above his usual rating to claim a mighty -1 finish. Through the windswept fields of Beacon Hill's front nine and into the treacherous Outback Nine, Kieran carved his path with four blessed birdies 🎯. By Thor's hammer, his performance this day suggests he may be one of the prophesied defenders against the Kr- ahem - I mean, a promising competitor showing remarkable improvement. 💫
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Skvader Sage
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
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Skvader Sage
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 8 to 3. (Week 6 of 8)
Flippy's Hot Take