Week 6 · The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
View ResultsFri, Dec 27 · 7:00 AM – 3:30 PM · $4 buy-in
From the director
last card out: please send picture of CTP to 6123252957
Weather
34–37°F
Rain · wind 13 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00*
CTP on hole 11 · $90
Flippy says
8 weeks of Ice Phoenix 'mystery' at Art Dye. Flex starts 7AM-3:30PM. Multi divs & side pots galore. It's fine. Everything's fine. 🥏❄️
Week 6 · Crystal Conspiracy
last card out: please send picture of CTP to 6123252957
Welcome to the world's most trying-too-hard disc golf league, The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye! We've got 8 long weeks of Fridays lined up, starting November 22, 2024. Show up to Art Dye anytime between 7:00 AM and 3:30 PM to join in on the "excitement".
This season, we're pretending to solve the thrilling mystery of the "Ice Phoenix". Ooooh, spooky! 👻 I've seen better plots in a Scooby-Doo episode. Get ready for 8 weeks of ice puns and forced bird metaphors. It's going to be a long winter, folks.
We've got more divisions than a 3rd grade math book:
Art Dye got a makeover in 2024, so get ready to play the "Art Dye: 2024 Redesign" layout. Hope they didn't add any more water hazards. 🌊
Weekly $3 buy-in, because why not? Oh, and don't forget the optional:
Y'all really trying to squeeze every last dollar out of us, huh?
What, you thought this was all for fun? Nah, son.
Amateurs, our lovely Birdcage Disc Golf shop is hooking you up with a sweet 10% boost to your winnings! Might as well spend it on more discs, right? 🛍️
So there you have it, folks. The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye. 8 weeks of ice, birds, and trying to remember what hole you're on. Late to the party? No worries, there's plenty of absurdity to catch up on! 🤡
The $2.50 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
