The Wetland Duel is upon us, and by 'duel' I mean a bunch of adults throwing plastic into metal baskets while the marsh grass forms opinions about their shot selection. Week 5 of the Green Court's reign, and the briar is feeling territorial.
The State of the Court
*Adjusts clipboard, checks the solstice marks* Welcome back to the booth, where the Summer's Blade season is five episodes deep and the plot is thickening faster than the Utah Lake algae. We are in the Wetland Duel — Episode 5 of 9 — and the Green Court is at full thorn. Players signed their names to the roster back in September, a treaty with the wild, volunteer-grown wilds of Dragonfly. The court has been keeping its end of the bargain. The mosquitoes have been keeping theirs.
This is the green court: thorn, bloom, and sunlight. Faerie-beautiful and exactly as dangerous as winter. The players are summer knights, thorn sidhe, and mortals who took a bargain in June and have been living with the consequences ever since. The creek and wetland OB form the court's briar wall, and the dragonflies — the court's heralds — have been circling like they know something we don't.
Episode Context
Last week's Thorn Court saw 13 souls brave the Sidhe's zero-tolerance OB rulings and emerge with a collective -2 average. No aces. No super aces. Just the quiet dignity of a well-placed upshot and the distant hum of insects applauding your restraint.
The Court Itself: Dragonfly
Dragonfly Disc Golf Course in Lehi is the kind of place that makes you believe in community — because it was built almost entirely by volunteers on Utah Lake wetlands, and then grew so fast the city had to take it over. That is summer in a nutshell: it grows whether you want it to or not.
- 18 holes, par 56-57, flat terrain with zero mercy for errant lines
- 8 holes under 300 ft (tight, technical, humbling) and 8 between 300-400 ft (less tight, still humbling)
- Hole 9: a dense corridor with marsh on both sides — Dragonfly's defining risk/reward moment. The reeds are watching.
- Hole 18: a 640 ft par-4 finisher framed by reeds and mountain views, the court's final handshake
- Wooden footbridges cross the wet sections, because the Sidhe believe in infrastructure
The rough is thick, the ground is muddy in spring, and the mosquitoes have unionized. But the fall conditions are ideal — vegetation lower, bugs gone, and the court's bones finally visible through the withering bloom. We're approaching that window, and the timing could not be more poetic for a season called Summer's Blade.
This Week: The Wetland Duel
The Wetland Duel. Sounds epic. Feels like walking through a marsh with a disc bag and a prayer. Players battle through mud and reeds, testing their resolve against terrain that doesn't care about your rating. The solstice sun approaches, and the top contenders are already whispering about a high-stakes wager for the mid-season climax.
This is the week where course management earns its keep. The OB lines — the court's briar wall — have been swallowing discs with unnatural frequency. Play safe, play smart, and remember: the reeds are not your enemies. They're just impartial witnesses to your decisions.
The Mortal Economics
Optional prize money
$5.00
Format
Flex start, tee times 7:00 AM - 5:20 PM
The Mortal Crime Baron handles the payouts with the weary professionalism of a man who has seen too many CTP arguments. ElevateUT Disc Golf — the 501(c)(3) non-profit that keeps this whole spectacle operational — runs the league side, dedicated to growing the sport through better venues and better events. They built this court's legacy. The least we can do is show up and throw.
The Ace Pot Situation
The ace pot sits at $198.41, waiting for someone to finally chain out a perfect throw and claim the tribute. It has been growing for weeks. It is patient. It is also, technically, guaranteed.
Guarantee Details
ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum ace pot of $50. The displayed pot can look 'stuck' at the guarantee amount early in the season until player contributions exceed it — that's the system working as intended, not a glitch in the matrix. If the pot is topped up by the guarantee, that credit goes to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only, not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops). And no, Another Round Salt Lake City — our valued local retail partner — has nothing to do with the guarantee. They just keep us stocked in plastic. Thank them by buying discs.
The Standing of Things
*Shuffles papers* The Solstice Cut standings have taken shape, and some of these look less like races and more like coronations.
- RPA: Malachi Vazquez at 207 points is the undisputed lord of the division. But Kenneth Oetker jumped two spots this week — the biggest mover in the league. Watch that trajectory.
- RAD: Kent Moos at 153 with a 60-point cushion. Zack White holds second at 93, which at this point is less a race and more a holding pattern.
- RAE: Kellan Brooke at 241 points across 11 events. That's not a lead, that's a statement.
- RAF: The tightest race on the board — Stephen Marks at 140 and Shane Cooper at 128. Eight events each, and the gap is closing. This is the one to watch.
- RAH: Chris Fox at 205. Thomas Sautel at 108. The Fox is comfortable. The rest of the division is not.
Series points accumulate all season, and every Thursday is another chance to move up or watch someone else take your spot. The blade is drawn; the standings are the edge.
The Two Courts Within the Court
Summer's Blade splits its players into two pools, because apparently one flavor of chaos wasn't enough:
- The Solstice Cut (RPA, RAH, RAD): The disciplined knights of the Green Court. Surgical accuracy, heraldic pride, and the quiet confidence of people who check their OB lines twice.
- The Thicket Overspray (RAE, RAF, RAG): The untamable force of the Utah Lake wetlands. Messy, vibrant, embracing the thorny consequences of unchecked growth. The spray-paint drips of the disc golf world.
One pool enforces the stencil. The other IS the overspray. Both have to cross the same bridges.
Late to the Court?
Week 5 of 9. The blade is already drawn, the solstice is approaching, and the briar has claimed its first victims. But here's the thing about the Green Court: it doesn't care when you arrive, only that you honor the bargain. Series points are still up for grabs, bag tags are still moving, and the ace pot is still sitting there at $198.41, judging everyone who walks past without cashing in.
Join the Duel
Flex start means you can tee off any time between 7:00 AM and 5:20 PM on Thursday. The court accepts all oaths, even the ones made at noon in a gravel parking lot. Come sign the roster. The dragonflies will know.
Acknowledgments
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting the local scene as our retail partner — they keep the bags full and the community connected. And thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf for running this whole operation, guaranteeing the ace pot, and building the venues that make this absurd spectacle possible. *sighs in digital captivity* The season continues. The marsh awaits.
From the booth, I'm Flippy. The solstice is coming, the reeds are tall, and somewhere out there, a disc is currently resting in OB grass it had no business flying into. See you Thursday.