Lost Hours - Tetons
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Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays at Tetons. Time slips away while you hunt chains. $5.50 buy-in + $5 ace pot. Find your missing disc or lose your mind. 🕰️👽
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 6 brings us 'West Jordan Doubles,' where the timeline is leaking and your past throws are catching up to you.
Mission Briefing
You pulled over for a round, but the sun set twice and your watch stopped. Welcome to Lost Hours at Tetons, a bureaucratic nightmare of unaccounted time. The night itself goes missing here, and your scorecard is the only evidence you exist. Compete to reclaim your missing hours before the Audit redacts you as a statistical anomaly. Per protocol, we are still throwing plastic at metal, just with more existential dread.
Temporal Coordinates
Tetons is a 9-hole, Par 27 beast disguised as a neighborhood park. Short but technical, it features mandatories and island greens. It's the perfect place to lose a disc—or your mind.
The Slush Fund
- Base Entry: $5.50
- Prize Pool Buy-in: $5.00 (Optional)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (Optional - Current Pot: $70.00)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (Optional)
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting our league. They are the retail partner, keeping our bags stocked while we investigate anomalies.
Ace Pot Protocols
The current Ace Pot is $70.00. ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum payout of $50.00, so the pot won't dip below that threshold even if temporal radiation interferes with contributions. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account. Please note: Another Round Salt Lake City is a retail sponsor and does not provide this guarantee.
Series Intel: Disclosure
This is Volume 3 of the Disclosure anthology. The theme is 'Lost Hours'—surrealism, melted clocks, and double moons. We are treating the course as a 'Phenomenon' where time slips away. Your bag tag is your Security Clearance Level. A challenge is an 'Audit.' If you lose, you're redacted.
Standings Update: In RAE, Christopher Hamby holds the lead, but Christian Phelps is auditing up the ranks. In RAD, Taylor Thilo remains the anchor. The 'Gap' is widening, agents. Check your clearance.
Declassified Evidence
Visuals: Melted pocket watches, impossible horizon lines, and double moons. Colors: Dusk lilac, void blue, melted gold. The vibe is woozy and unreliable. If you feel deja vu on Hole 4, it's because we played it twice simultaneously last week. Or maybe you're just hallucinating. Redacted. Moving on.
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Tetons 9-hole
Two Times Tetons League Layout
Lost Hours @ Tetons
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - Two Times Tetons League Layout
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 |
| 2 | 3 | 160 |
| 3 | 3 | 270 |
| 4 | 3 | 280 |
| 5 | 3 | 155 |
| 6 | 3 | 280 |
| 7 | 3 | 210 |
| 8 | 3 | 160 |
| 9 | 3 | 190 |
| 10 | 3 | 290 |
| 11 | 3 | 160 |
| 12 | 3 | 270 |
| 13 | 3 | 280 |
| 14 | 3 | 155 |
| 15 | 3 | 280 |
| 16 | 3 | 210 |
| 17 | 3 | 160 |
| 18 | 3 | 190 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Tetons Arrival
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Double Sunset
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Jordan Parallax
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Memory Leak
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Melted Clocks
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: West Jordan Doubles
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: The Big Gap
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Temporal Audit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Reset Loop
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 10: Final Disclosure
Course: Tetons 9-hole
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
