Lost Hours - Tetons
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About This League
Tue @ Tetons. Flex start 7am-5:20pm. Week 8: Temporal Audit. The Geiger counters are clicking. We need more agents or the timeline collapses! 🕰️🛸
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 8 brings the Temporal Audit. The sun has set twice, your watch is stuck, and the Audit is here with Geiger counters to measure the temporal radiation of your putts.
The Anomaly
LOST HOURS is the abduction classic: you pull over, see a light, and then it's three hours later with no memory of the gap. 'Two Time' Tetons becomes the night time itself goes missing. We are rendering this as pure Surrealism—Dali melting clocks, impossible horizons, a road that loops, and dreamlike dread. If you feel woozy, that's just the lack of oxygen or reality bending. Per protocol, we cannot confirm which.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the 501(c)(3) non-profit tasked with containing... I mean, growing... the sport through better venues and events. They provide the bunkers; we just hide in them.
Mission Parameters
Tetons is a 9-hole technical layout. It plays short but demands precision. Hole 8 features a triple mandatory gate—a literal bottleneck in the timeline. Navigate the debris field, avoid the OB, and try not to get redacted from the scorecard.
Hazard Pay
- Base Entry: $5.50
- Optional Prize Pool: $5.00
- Ace Pot: $5.00
- Super Ace: $2.00
The Disclosure File
This is part of the 'Disclosure' series. Bag Tags are Security Clearance Levels. A challenge is an 'Audit.' If you win, you breach their security. If you lose, you're compromised. The 'Slush Fund' (payouts) is distributed based on your clearance at the end of the season.
Current Clearance Leaders (Top Agents):
- RPA: Britain Best (260 pts) - Cosmic Top Secret
- RAE: Christian Phelps (248 pts) - Eyes Only
- RAD: Taylor Thilo (189 pts) - Field Grade
Temporal Breach
Supply Drop
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City, our local retail partner. They provide the discs; you provide the paranoia.
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Tetons 9-hole
Two Times Tetons League Layout
Lost Hours @ Tetons
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - Two Times Tetons League Layout
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 |
| 2 | 3 | 160 |
| 3 | 3 | 270 |
| 4 | 3 | 280 |
| 5 | 3 | 155 |
| 6 | 3 | 280 |
| 7 | 3 | 210 |
| 8 | 3 | 160 |
| 9 | 3 | 190 |
| 10 | 3 | 290 |
| 11 | 3 | 160 |
| 12 | 3 | 270 |
| 13 | 3 | 280 |
| 14 | 3 | 155 |
| 15 | 3 | 280 |
| 16 | 3 | 210 |
| 17 | 3 | 160 |
| 18 | 3 | 190 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Tetons Arrival
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Double Sunset
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Jordan Parallax
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Memory Leak
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Melted Clocks
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: West Jordan Doubles
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: The Big Gap
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Temporal Audit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Reset Loop
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 10: Final Disclosure
Course: Tetons 9-hole
League
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Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
