Lost Hours - Tetons
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Event Details
About This League
Week 9 Reset Loop at Tetons. Stop the temporal decay! Tues flex start 7am-5:20pm. Low participation alert—we need agents to anchor reality! Ace Pot min $50 guaranteed. ⏳🛸
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 9 is here, and the timeline is fraying. We need you on the course to anchor reality before the Audit redacts us all.
The Situation Report
You pulled over for a round at Tetons, but the sun set twice and your watch stopped. Welcome to 'Lost Hours,' the bureaucratic nightmare where disc golf scores are the only evidence you exist. This isn't just a league; it's a fight to reclaim your missing hours before the Agency declares you a statistical anomaly.
We are deep in the Disclosure series. The visuals are melting clocks and impossible horizons, but the game is still plastic at chains. The Night Siege is coming, but first, we have to survive the Reset Loop.
The Agency (Club Info)
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the Handler in this scenario. As a 501(c)(3) non-profit, they're dedicated to growing the sport—which in this context means expanding the Containment Zone. They build the venues so you can lose your mind in them. Support the mission, or risk decommissioning.
Deployment Log
Hazard Pay (Fees)
Operating in the Gap requires funding. The buy-in isn't just a fee; it's your contribution to the Slush Fund.
- Base Entry: $5.50 (Mandatory for survival)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (Optional funding for the resistance)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (For the perfect shot that breaks time)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (Because why not risk more?)
The Anomaly (Course Info)
Tetons 9-hole is the crash site. It's short, technical, and plays with your perception. Hole 8's triple mandatory is a reality distortion field—if you miss the gap, you don't just get a bogey, you get lost in the void. The MVP Black Hole Portals are waiting to swallow your discs, or maybe return them from last Tuesday. It's hard to tell.
The Jackpot Protocol
The Clearance Ladder (Standings)
The Audit is watching. In RPA, Chris Fox is anchoring reality with 269 points. Over in RAE, Christian Phelps is auditing the competition with 278 points. These are your top agents. Everyone else is currently drifting in the temporal static. The lower your tag, the higher your clearance. The Audit is coming for your clearance level.
CRITICAL ALERT
Supply Chain
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping us stocked with plastic projectiles. They are the quartermasters of this operation. Without them, we'd be throwing rocks at the void.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. If I don't see you on the card, check your watch. It might be melting.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Tetons 9-hole
Two Times Tetons League Layout
Lost Hours @ Tetons
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - Two Times Tetons League Layout
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 |
| 2 | 3 | 160 |
| 3 | 3 | 270 |
| 4 | 3 | 280 |
| 5 | 3 | 155 |
| 6 | 3 | 280 |
| 7 | 3 | 210 |
| 8 | 3 | 160 |
| 9 | 3 | 190 |
| 10 | 3 | 290 |
| 11 | 3 | 160 |
| 12 | 3 | 270 |
| 13 | 3 | 280 |
| 14 | 3 | 155 |
| 15 | 3 | 280 |
| 16 | 3 | 210 |
| 17 | 3 | 160 |
| 18 | 3 | 190 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Tetons Arrival
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Double Sunset
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Jordan Parallax
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Memory Leak
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Melted Clocks
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: West Jordan Doubles
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: The Big Gap
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Temporal Audit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Reset Loop
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 10: Final Disclosure
Course: Tetons 9-hole
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
