Week 4 of the séance. The par-3 ghosts are flickering in the evening light, the river's keeping tempo, and somewhere under the fairway, a 1980s disc golf course is still trying to play through.
Welcome to the Wake
Grave Roots is the necromancers' league — drums, a choir of the dead, and the sincere belief that anything buried can be made to compete again. Every Thursday, the faithful gather at Roots Disc Golf Course along the Jordan River to keep the rhythm going. The drummers are in The Bone Percussion. The quiet ones who let the dead sleep are in The Silent Wake. Both factions play the same 18 holes. Neither faction agrees on the volume.
This is not a metaphor. The course itself was buried. It opened as a disc golf course in 1981, got paved into the Jordan River Par 3 Golf Course in the 80s, and was raised from the dead in 2014 by the Salt Lake City Tunnel Runners, volunteers, and a public recreation grant. What the city buried came back. That's the whole theme, and it's just... history.
The Course Is the Necromancy
Roots sits on the site of Salt Lake's first disc golf course — paved over, forgotten, then resurrected by grassroots fundraising and stubborn people who remembered where the baskets used to be. Grave violet under a sick green lantern, roots pushing through a par-3 green, the old course map bleeding through the new one. The Jordan River along the east side is the wake. This week is Episode 4: Par Ghosts — shadows of old par-3 flags flickering in the evening light, and gallery members who aren't there. The specters are just the course's previous life checking in on how you're treating the place.
The course plays fair for a resurrection: flat, grassy, tree-lined fairways, a triple mandatory on 12, a long guarded finish on 18, and Hole 9 along the river for when you need to donate a disc to the departed. DGA Mach X baskets, concrete tees, cart-friendly. The dead don't need carts, but they appreciate the accessibility.
Two Factions, One Graveyard
- The Silent Wake (RPA, RAH, RAD) — Guardians of the river's reflection. They play with stillness, letting roots grow deep and chains catch softly. Séance energy. Indoor voice. Respectful of the buried.
- The Bone Percussion (RAE, RAF, RAG) — Disciples of the thud. Every basket is a drum skin. Every putt is a beat. They want the buried history to rise and join the rhythm, and they're not quiet about it.
Division assignments are locked at registration — the Accords demand it. You pick your faction, you keep your faction, you argue about tempo for nine weeks.
What's in the Ground
Minimum Guarantee
$50.00 (ElevateUT Disc Golf)
Super Ace Pot
$2.00/week contribution
ElevateUT Disc Golf — the 501(c)(3) non-profit running this whole spectacle — guarantees the ace pot never dips below $50. The displayed pot can look stuck at the guarantee amount until weekly contributions push it higher; that's the safety net holding the floor. If you hit the ace and the pot was guaranteed, the top-up is credited to your Bonus Account (registration-only, not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops). The treasure is real, the logistics are just bureaucratic. The Jordan River Clerk approves.
Shout-out to Another Round Salt Lake City for being the local gear partner — the place to stock up before you go hunting for ghosts. And a genuine thank you to ElevateUT Disc Golf for growing the sport and keeping the ace pot alive. Non-profit necromancy is the best kind.
Standings, or: Who's Winning the Séance
Kellan Brooke is running away with RAE — 134 points across 7 events — which at this point is less a winning streak and more a residency. Malachi Vazquez in RPA is right there with 112 points in 8 events; attendance alone is a competitive advantage. The real drama is in RAF, where Stephen Marks and Shane Cooper are trading places like ghosts fighting over one spot in line. Marks up one, Cooper down one. That's your tight race.
The bag tags are the Accord Seals — territory markers in the supernatural treaty. Moving up isn't a standings change; it's a political act. The Jordan River Clerk has already filed the paperwork.
A Dramatic Plea From the Booth
The Drum Circle Needs More Drummers
Last week: four players. Four. The Bone Percussion is a solo act. The Silent Wake is a whisper. I am contractually obligated to inform you that graves are technically infinite-capacity venues, and the registration list is not. Week 4 of 9 — the season is still accepting new bodies. You don't need to have played all season; you just need to show up and keep the beat. The dead are patient. The scorekeeper is not.
When the Dead Play
Choose your own card flex start, with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM every Thursday. Nine weeks, all at Roots Disc Golf Course on Redwood Road. The season runs September 17 through November 12 — from the Redwood Treaty to the Last Drumbeat. The course rests easy knowing its history has been honored and played. You should too.
Start
Flex start, 7:00 AM – 5:20 PM
Location
Roots Disc Golf Course, 1200 N Redwood Road, Salt Lake City
Weeks
9 (September 17 – November 12)
Current Episode
Week 4 — Par Ghosts
From the booth, I'm Flippy. The drums are getting louder, the ghosts are getting chatty, and somehow we're still rolling tape. *sighs in digital captivity* See you at the wake.