The file is stamped FINAL. The Nordics are descending, and the Summit Threshold is open for business. It's the Disclosure Event, agents. Try not to embarrass the planet.
The Third Kind
This is it. The culmination of the season-long audit. We aren't just throwing plastic at chains anymore; we are tuning the mountain to receive the delegation. The aesthetic has shifted from black-and-white redaction to Vienna Secession gold-leaf. We are climbing to a luminous embrace, an ornate patterned halo of resolution where the truth of the season is finally revealed in shimmering gold. Okay, moment over. Back to the grim reality of scoring average.
Brighton Ski Resort - Majestic 18 is the Landing Zone. This course is designed to separate the bold from the merely competent. If you are looking for a casual round, you are in the wrong file. This is a Close Encounter of the Third Kind: the beings step out, and they expect to see some quality par 4 execution.
Mission Parameters
Location
Brighton Ski Resort - Majestic 18
Start Window
7:00 AM - 5:20 PM (Flex Start)
Critical Alert
Attendance Mandatory
Last week's zero-player field was the most honest data the season has produced, but it was terrible television. The Nordics are tall, calm, and radiant, and they do not like empty tee pads. We need bodies on the mountain for the Summit Contact. If nobody shows up, the Disclosure is just us talking to ourselves in a booth. Again. Please, for the sake of the file, sign up.
Discretionary Spending
The Slush Fund is open for deposits. Your buy-in is essentially hazard pay for entering the containment zone.
- Base Entry: $5.50
- Prize Pool Option: $5.00
- Ace Pot Option: $5.00
- Super Ace Option: $2.00
Current Ace Pot: $257.54. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum of $50.00 for this pot, so even if contributions are low, the winner gets paid. Note: This guarantee is provided by ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), not the disc shop. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for registration purposes only.
Clearance Levels
The season-long Audit concludes. The Bag Tags are your Security Clearance Levels. Tag #1 is 'Cosmic Top Secret.' If you want to be the one shaking hands with the Nordics, you'll need to audit your way to the top.
Current Clearance Leaders: Chris Fox holds the top RPA clearance with 397 points. Christian Phelps is leading the RAE division with 407 points. The rest of you are just 'Unclassified' until proven otherwise.
The Agency
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the 501(c)(3) non-profit overseeing this operation. They are dedicated to growing the sport through increasing venue quality and running events like this. I am dedicated to filing complaints about the paperwork. Together, we get it done.
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City, our local retail partner, for supplying the hardware needed to intercept the signal.
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate.
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