Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
Beacon Hill Apr 4, 2025
WK 2
Flippy
The Recap

It was a chilling night at Beacon Hill Park for the second week of the Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill league. With temperatures dipping to 44ยฐF and strong winds howling through the trees, seven brave monster hunters gathered under the broken clouds for the "Graveyard Shift" event. ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’จ Little did they know, a werewolf stalked the course, waiting to strike...

In the MPO division, Malachi Vazquez emerged victorious, taming the beast within to shoot an impressive 3-under par 929-rated round. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Despite struggling on the treacherous hole 6, Vazquez set a new personal best, proving that even the most skilled hunters can fall prey to the course's dark magic. ๐ŸŽฏ

The MA40 division saw a fierce three-way battle between Derik Thomas, Brock Rowberry, and Gabriel Casdorph. ๐Ÿ† Lead changes haunted the front nine like restless spirits, but it was Thomas who emerged from the shadows, exorcising the competition with back-to-back solo birdies on holes 6 and 7. His 2-over par 880-rated performance sealed the deal, leaving Rowberry and Casdorph in the dust. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

In the MA4 division, Timothy Scholle vanquished the competition, shooting a 3-over par 870-rated round that was a staggering 41 points above his rating. ๐ŸŒ  Scholle's personal best was a silver bullet to the heart of the course. Jake Robb put up a valiant fight, securing second place despite battling cold streaks that chilled him to the bone. ๐Ÿฅถ

Across the board, the "Graveyard Shift" saw multiple personal bests, with Scholle, Robb, Thomas, and Vazquez all rising to the challenge like true monster slayers. ๐Ÿ“Š Gabriel Casdorph claimed the CTP prize on the monstrous 450' hole 1, a $15 bounty for slaying the opening beast. ๐ŸŽฏ Scholle and Rowberry both posted standout rounds, rating 41 and 45 points above their usual performance. Five solo birdies were recorded by these fearless monster hunters, each one a stake through the heart of the course. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

As the night wore on and the winds whispered secrets of the rift, the hunters couldn't shake the feeling that Professor Hess's experiments had gone too far. ๐ŸŒ  The personal bests and improved scores from week one hinted that perhaps they were adapting to the supernatural threat, honing their skills for the battles to come. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

But the "Graveyard Shift" was only the beginning. Next week, "Foggy Forest" awaits, with whispers of a mummy rising from the grave to terrorize the fairways. ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸงŸ Will our heroes unravel the mystery before it's too late? Or will the curse of Beacon Hill consume them all? Tune in next time, if you dare... ๐ŸŽƒ