Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
Beacon Hill Mar 28, 2025
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The Recap

When Werewolves Wade: A Full Moon Frenzy at Beacon Hill

As the full moon rose over Beacon Hill like a silver disc hanging in the clouded sky, I couldn't help but recall my own supernatural encounter on that fog-shrouded course years ago. The conditions were eerily similar - 53 degrees with an ominous wind howling through the trees at 14mph, like the distant cry of a werewolf calling to its pack. In my years of monster movie watching and disc golf playing, I've learned that nights like these are when the truly extraordinary happens.

The MA40 division unfolded like a classic creature feature, with our protagonists locked in a thrilling chase sequence that would make Lon Chaney Jr. proud. Gabriel Casdorph emerged as our silver-screen hero, finishing with a +1 (916-rated) performance that had more twists than "The Wolf Man" itself. Josh Rowberry kept the pressure on with a +4 (888-rated) showing, briefly seizing the lead on hole 5 like a werewolf pouncing from the shadows, before Gabriel reclaimed control on hole 7. Derik Thomas rounded out our trio of monster hunters with a +10 (831-rated) effort, proving that survival itself is sometimes victory enough on nights like these.

But the real full moon transformation occurred in our MA4 division, where Skyler Hall channeled the power of the lunar light into something truly magical. While his overall +13 (803-rated) performance might seem modest, what happened on hole 20 was anything but. Like Van Helsing landing the killing blow, Skyler launched a perfect shot that found its mark - an ace that pierced the darkness and sent howls of celebration echoing across the course. As someone who knows the thrill of making history, I can tell you that moments like these are what make our sport truly supernatural.

The multiple sole birdies scattered throughout the round were like breadcrumbs in a dark forest, leading our players through this monster-filled maze. Each one represented a small victory against the course's shadowy challenges, reminding me of those classic horror film moments where our heroes find brief respite from their pursuers.

As we close out this first chapter of our monster-hunting saga, one thing is clear - the rift in reality at Beacon Hill is growing stronger. With The Brood's influence seeping into our realm, these Monster Hunters proved themselves worthy adversaries. Like I always say, "I thought I was seeing things, but deep down, I knew it was real." Tonight's performances under the full moon confirmed that we're in for a season of supernatural disc golf that would make Universal Studios' classic monster catalogue proud. Stay tuned, fellow creatures of the night - this is only the beginning.