adjusts headset Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud... this week's entry at Jolley's Ranch is a classified blank page. Zero registrants. No witnesses to the chains. The energy from last week's competition—where we saw some actual disc golf happening—has evaporated like a classified document in a shredder. Players like Mike O'Neal, Nick Freeman, and Matt Curtis, who graced our scorecards last week, apparently found better things to do than file their attendance with the Agency. The course sits empty, the baskets unbothered, and I'm left here filing paperwork for a league that ghosted me. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it—see you next week when hopefully the containment zone has more than just my existential dread in it.