The Chaintrix
Feb 09 - Apr 12, 2026
Current Holder
Rich Palfy
B-Movie
Six Feet of Widescreen Judgment
The Rewind Never Lies
Aspects refreshed Mar 26, 2026
When The Chaintrix was first coded by a programmer who spent the 90s working at a video store, they modeled player worthiness on the film industry hierarchy - A-list stars get prominent placement on the main poster, B-movie actors get buried in the small print. B-Movie was the algorithm personified, created to perpetually sort players into their appropriate cinematic status.
B-Movie manifests as a floating, translucent movie screen that displays the player's 'current release' - widescreen and vibrant for Elite status, faded 4:3 for Preferred, and completely dark with red 'ACCOUNT SUSPENDED' stamped across it for eliminated players. The screen constantly flickers with VHS tracking lines, and when accessed, plays grainy footage of the player's performances. The entity is surrounded by the faint sound of a movie projector whirring and occasionally displays 'coming attractions' showing potential future outcomes.
B-Movie serves as the ultimate classification authority across all 16 movie simulations, determining visibility and prestige for every player. It cannot be bribed, faction-aligned, or manipulated - only earned through consistent performance or lost through abandonment. Every player's story is either a feature presentation or a forgotten B-movie, and B-Movie decides which theater you're screened in.
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