Manifests as a worn clipboard holding carbon-copy damage assessment forms with Blockbuster letterhead. When activated, projects forensic blue light that reveals hidden oxide degradation patterns on eliminated players' records. The forms themselves show progressive damage documentation - from "minor tracking issues" to "catastrophic tape failure." Accompanied by the smell of dried magnetic oxide and the sound of a ballpoint pen scratching through triplicate forms.

Acts as the forensic authority that determines cause of elimination across all 16 simulations, creating binding autopsy reports that explain exactly which attendance violation proved fatal and ensuring no player gets eliminated without detailed documentation of their failure's root cause.