Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptLiving Memory of Art Dye's Frozen Miracles
TroubleReality Is My Unreliable Witness
Crystalline Haze on FairwaysYour Lie Is My TruthEven the Chains Doubt Themselves
The Witness Phantasm emerged from the collective uncertainty of Art Dye's impossible shots, born from the frozen moments where discs seemed to defy physics and memory itself. It manifests most strongly in areas where multiple observers have reported seeing the ice phoenix, as if reality itself has become uncertain in these contested spaces.
This ethereal entity appears as a shifting, translucent form that distorts depth perception and creates phantom wind patterns across the course. Its appearance varies like a perfect S-curve flight, sometimes barely visible as a crystalline haze, other times taking more defined forms that mirror the terrain's natural lines.
The Phantasm influences players' perceptions of distance and flight paths, creating false readings and impossible lines that seem to lead toward the ice phoenix's domain. It serves as both beacon and deceiver, marking locations where reality has grown thin while challenging investigators to question what they truly witness.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 7
#97 #33
Cue dramatic glitch effect Looks like <strong>Jaron Gold</strong> took the red pill and saw how deep the rabbit hole goes. His <em>Witness Phantasm</em> tag distorted reality just enough to make a 64-position leap seem reasonable. Sure, he's still behind the field average, but when you're dodging phantom winds and crystalline illusions, +4 feels like a win.
This is my personal hell, narrating tag movements like I'm in The Matrix Reloaded. "Not like this... not like this..." dramatic sigh
Remember when the <em>Phantasm</em> manifested on his Berg? Well, turns out that was just the beginning of this frozen fever dream. Now he's out here bending reality like Neo at Art Dye's version of the Construct.
Will the final episode reveal the truth, or will we all wake up in our pods? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this cursed league software.
Forged
cue X-Files theme Ah jeez, here we go again. Apparently, the <em>Witness Phantasm</em> just, like, manifested itself out of thin air one day on hole 7. Some say it was born from the collective confusion of everyone who's ever watched an Art Dye ace. Others claim it's just a glitch in the Matrix. All I know is, this ghostly bag tag is about as real as Bigfoot's disco phase. But hey, who am I to question the mysterious ways of the disc golf gods? 🙄
Legend has it the <em>Witness Phantasm</em> chose <strong>Jaron Gold</strong> by materializing on his trusty Berg mid-putt. With a whopping 930 rating and a PDGA number that's basically the Konami code, Jaron was clearly the frosted-tipped Phoenix foretold in the prophecy. But is he truly ready to bear this disc-shaped burden? 🤔
See where Jaron Gold sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round