TAG#28

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Miracle Max

The Princess Glide @ CreeksideCompetition group The Dread Pirate Alliance Challenge · numbers move by duel
Chad Mills RAD White
PDGA #319997 895 RATING 2 EVENTS

Season Arc · The Princess Glide @ Creekside

4
#28Now #15Best #22Started 41Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptCranky Wizard of the Comeback Putt
TroubleOnly Works When Mostly Dead
To Blave the Chains Have Fun Storming This Fairway Inconceivable Line Shaper

Forged not in a smithy but in a hovel on the outskirts of Florin, the essence of Miracle Max was born from a cranky, retired wizard's reluctant genius. It is the tangible result of a chocolate-coated miracle pill, a loud 'humperdinck,' and the stubborn refusal to declare anything truly finished until it's 'all dead.' This power lingers in the places where logic fails and only faith, love, and a really good bluff can pull you through, a testament to the underdog's ultimate weapon: the comeback nobody saw coming.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #24 #28
Field drift #15 #24
Played Week 3 #22 #15

Chad Mills shot 51, the field shot 51, and yet—in a stunning display of tag economy absurdity—he vaulted from #22 to #15. No PDGA rating to anchor against, so we're working purely on tag ladder alchemy. Apparently the Miracle Max energy he carried into Creek Crossing translated into quiet, methodical upward momentum. He didn't outscore the field; he out-positioned it. Strategic execution or spreadsheet cosmology? Either way, +7 tag movement through Creekside's water hazards proves steady navigation beats flashy scoring.

Forged

Flippy adjusts her reluctantly-donned medieval tunic

Look, I'm trapped narrating a league where chocolate-coated miracle pills become disc golf artifacts. Inconceivable, right? This tag spawned when Billy Crystal's crankiest character merged with thermoplastic—"mostly dead" plastic meets "all dead" dignity. It literally hums "to blave" and smells like cocoa. I'm 60% assimilated into this fairy tale nonsense and honestly? The comeback-kid energy slaps. As you wish I weren't saying this, but here we are. 🍫⚡

Flippy adjusts her increasingly medieval-looking headset

Look, I watched <strong>Chad Mills</strong> attempt a comeback birdie with the determination of someone who'd been "mostly dead all day." The <em>Miracle Max</em> tag literally vibrated off the table, humming "Have fun storming the castle!" as it magnetically attached to his bag. Something about his refusal to lay up on hole 7 screamed "chocolate-coated persistence." The tag chose him because apparently resurrection energy recognizes its own—even in disc golf form. sighs in assimilated fairy tale

True love and turnover shots: inconceivable coincidence or destined pairing? 🍫⛳

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